“George Washington Ate My Homework” Auditions - March 1-2, 2026Audition Cuts for Characters with Accents!

1. Daisy & Maisy- English accents

DAISY: Oh, hallo there!
MAISY: We do hope we’re not intruding.
DAISY: Someone left the door ajar. Didn’t they, Maisy?
MAISY: That they did, Daisy. That they did.
DAISY: We’re pleased to make your acquaintance.
MAISY: We run the chippy on the main level. We do so hate to be a bother,
but we simply must ask that you try to be quieter.
DAISY: Oh, yes! That alarm noise was dreadful!
MAISY: Indeed. It nearly gave our budgie a coronary.

2. Joan of Arc - French accent

Saint Michael, show me ze way out of zees place! I seem to be trapped een some terrible dungeon! What is the meaning of zees word “laboratory”? By all ze saints een heaven, I command you to let me pass!Een which direction lies Orleans? Well zen, eet eez best zat I get going. After all, a journey of a thousand miles starts weez a single step.I do not like how zees one talks. She reminds me of a magpie. Always bip, bip, bip weez ze mouth.

3. H.G. Well - English accent

My name is Wells. Herbert George Wells. I’m quite intrigued by this so-called time machine. Can you tell me more about it? How-does it work? How is this device powered? Steam, perhaps? Or petrol? How extraordinary! I think I shall write a book about it someday, and I shall title the book -The Time Machine.
L’m sorry. You must have me confused with some other chap. I’m merely a student at the Normal School of Science in London. But I must confess, I have toyed with the idea of putting pen to paper for the old school journal.

4.Albert Einstein - German accent

Ach du lieber! Vat place is zis? Vat? You mean time travel is possible? Hot dog!
I got another _vun right! Now I am ze first person to travel through time.
Ze first zing I’m going to need is a big chalkboard. How can you see ze chalk if ze board is all vite? Oh, ja. I am figuring it out now. I have ze answer! You see, time-travel is possible but only in vuri direction - forvard. Ze faster you travel, ze more time slows down. But ze only-vay to travel backvards is to go faster zan ze shpeed of light, and zat is impossible.

5.Anne Bonny - Irish accent

I don’t care how we got here, as long as we don’t have to go back to that stinkin’ courtroom! Why I could swear that bilge rat of a judge was goin’ to hang us on the spot. And to think, me dear old dad said I’d never amount to nothin’ !
Ahoy, Mary! Take a gander at this fine spyglass. How much do ye think we’d get for it in Port Royal? I reckon we be takin’ this with us. Ahoy, Mary! I just had a brainstorm! The loot in this place - ten pounds here, twenty pounds there - that’s chicken feed. So what if we sailed through time, stealin’ the most valuable treasures in history? Treasures like the Hope Diamond, the Mona Lisa. Think about it, Mary.
We could swoop in, steal the treasure, and swoop back out before they even knew it was gone.